Sunday, July 29, 2007
Autobiographic
some autoblogggraphy: I am a Pelham Puppet.
ps Elvistein is coming soon.
pps Do you want more on the YouTube Murders?
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Shakespeare Tavern Meeting
In the Shakespeare Tavern
I met two women of beauty;
Tall and lithe
And it must be noted,
They made my weekend shine
Beings are sometimes evil
And out of line
Sending shivers down my wooden spine
These women were out of my league
I was a hopscotch to their gigue
But if they had had puppets
As lovely as themselves
We may have had some quality time together
To spend together
On some wooden shelves
I met two women of beauty;
Tall and lithe
And it must be noted,
They made my weekend shine
Beings are sometimes evil
And out of line
Sending shivers down my wooden spine
These women were out of my league
I was a hopscotch to their gigue
But if they had had puppets
As lovely as themselves
We may have had some quality time together
To spend together
On some wooden shelves
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
The YouTube Murders
THE YouTube MURDERS
It is late and Jane is surfing. She suddenly finds a video on YouTube of someone blonde who looks like her being hacked to death with an axe. She phones a few friends. Only one is in: Nerdy Norris, the tech guy. He says he'll be over to hers in an hour. When he gets there she is dead-hacked to death as in the YouTube video. Nerdy Norris did see it before he left his house. It is no longer on the site....
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Some OLd Friends partied into semi-surrealism
Friday, July 06, 2007
Where is Elvistein???
Alot of you have complained that the story of Elvistein has failed to appear and many of you are losing faith that it will. Please do not get too upset. It will be here shortly. Squorch747.
PS Please ignore Manuel Person, he is trying to live on my blog and I just can't have him around as sorry as I am for him.
PS Please ignore Manuel Person, he is trying to live on my blog and I just can't have him around as sorry as I am for him.
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Manuel Person
Hi. I'm Manuel Person and I was killed by my landlady who lived in Walthamstow, London. Her son was a real boffin who'd studied at MIT. He put my brain in a blender and then somehow transferred me into a shitty old 486 computer. I stayed in a garage untouched for I think five years until some thieves broke into the garage and sold me-in-the-computer at a car boot sale. Another boffin wired up the computer with other computers and I slipped the highways of the web unable to be present on the second boffin's computer. I'm trying to get back there to thank him and I'm trying to find my murderer but a lot of my brain power has diminished and I'm not often "all there", but here I am burning with a desire for revenge. Are you the boffin who helped me escape?
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